i use this magazine that gives instructions
it tells me many things about seduction
it comes in monthly parts, there's sixteen sections
i need nine more for the complete collection
in number six there's chapters on disorders
and number seven's all about withdrawl
in number eight there's pictures of positions
i'm stuck 'til i receive the ninth edition
whoever hopes to dance with me
must abandon all such guides and schemes
and measure up one million ways and means
take to heart strange choreography
we have to wait until we've read them through
with things like this we're better safe than sorry
i have it written here: four things to do
each one a cornerstone of carnal knowledge
it makes you go blind
by closing your mind
obstructing the view
too many taboos
we really should wait 'til we've read them through
you know we're always better safe than sorry
you see it written here a thousand rules
certain regulations should be followed
perhaps these studies on cassette are wisest
while they play you try the exercises
just one of fifteen minutes would be plenty
my body can't take all five c-120s
whoever hopes to dance with me
must leave behind what's being heard and seen
and stepping through a thousand routes and dreams
take to heart new choreography
it makes you go blind
disclosing the mind
a little taboos
two million taboos
let's wait until we've seen the tv series
a programme titled all your bedroom queries
you may well think i'm making lame excuses
i just don't like you know it more than i do
my only option is to write about
a verse or two of hollow lies about you
so you’d be flattered by my sharp deception
and words were made to exercise deception
whoever wants to dance with me
must abandon traps and trickery
take to heart new choreography
take by storm strange choreography
it makes you go blind
by closing the mind
obstructing the view
too many taboos
dick witts 